pork unfortunate soul

My blog is hosted on WordPress and you can see what types of searches people make that lead them here. Usually, it’s just my name or my named spelled wrong… until today:

God bless the person who Googled, “can you overdose on pork?” and then clicked on the first link.

I wonder how much pork a person has to eat to seriously wonder if they’re on the verge of OD’ing. I mean, I can eat a ton of bacon and feel ill about it for awhile, but I’ve never gotten to the point of searching for a prognosis (is that the right word?) online!

If someone asked me, I guess I would say it’s possible to EAT TOO MUCH, and that you shouldn’t eat too much EVERY DAY, but that no… you probably won’t be getting your stomach pumped unless you’ve eaten this nastiness, courtesy of Zeke’s brother.

If you choose to go Google the phrase and and see for yourself, please also scroll down to the bottom to see “Searches related to can you overdose on pork“:

Can you overdose on weed?
Can you overdose on protein?
Can you overdose on adderall?
Can you overdose on magnesium?

(I clicked on that last one. No, it’s very rare- you’d have to take a LOT LOT LOT of milk of magnesia, whatever that is.)

(Oh. Figured out what it is, and more importantly, what it’s FOR.)

They’re making a live-action Little Mermaid, based on the fairytale and stripped of all the Disney.